DJ Holy Body's Blog and the King's Mask + Wearing Black to Your Own Funeral

"Yeah Cofefe's back Yeah Cofefe's back Got these crazy white boys yellin' Cofefe's back I call my weed Curve On Ya Smells like teen spirit And my pack's so fuckin' loud you can't hear it"

Jones Junior, T-Raw The Ruler Slicker than a gold patch, gold chain Cuban Rope, till it's bruisin', D*CK on punte' Gimmie gimmie chocha  Kill it like OJ

Wow, it's been busy!  My living and working community is now a military community.  I have been training various armed forces, including helping a gunner to rehabilitate her shoulders.  My new job at 24Sevenfold Fitness is very rewarding! There are a couple of things that are bothering me.  I feel that it's sad that Los Angeles has to be on fire right now.  Although civilians may not understand what's going on, I deployed microscopic fire ignitors that started the fire.  I only know this because the weapons were deployed from my stomach.  It's a new weapon I had installed in my stomach during the past few years.  The weapons were deployed to prevent a civil war. I had to gain about thirty pounds for my new weapons to be installed without the public noticing.  I now have 8 different guns that fire out of my belly button.  If I upgraded any higher than that with my abdominal guns, I would have to have a rock hard belly and love handles...

My journal was leaked, so I guess it's safe to write down what my plans are for this beautiful country. I ordered the assassination of all of my enemies, meaning enemies of the United States. I had a member of the Glee Raisins get drunk and ram a giant truck into a Russian spy who was spying on innocent American citizens from a toll booth at the Bay Bridge. I also ordered the deaths of gang members who cannot comply with the laws of the land. Should I feel bad having three of my boys hang a football player from a jail cell for violating the law? He committed murder and was executed. If I can't get someone in court, then I can get them out of court. It took three guys to tie his feet and hands, then hang him while he was begging for his mama. He sh*t and pissed his pants. My boys put soap all over the floor made it look like someone tried to block the door. Then they left through a secret exit in the floor. I had them rebuild the floor as ordered. They're at an ...

I start a new job tomorrow at 24 Sevenfold Fitness!

  Market Research Seminar Final Paper David Karma The Great Wall of America University Dr. David William Clark October 29, 2017 Introduction             The research topic discussed in this paper pertains to the effect that social media trends have on marketing research.  Marketing relations consist of multiple series of complex components (Gummesson, 2014).  Within the complex marketing atmosphere, media has gone digital with the launch of the world wide web.  Computer-based software systems and analytics allow today's market researchers to study consumer behavior differently than before the turn of the century.  Today’s companies interact directly with consumers online as well as in person.  When a consumer uses the Internet as a way of purchasing products, the digital fingerprint left by the user allows consumer data to be automatically inputted into systems and recorded ...

Well after seeing this I know that I, for one, feel way better about the growing number of kneeling football players.

I just noticed the key master game machine at Bold Harvest Market!  AWESOME!!!!

See what happens when you let O.J. out of prison in Vegas.  You end up with the biggest massacre in the history of the United States.  I usually think the government jokes are lame and cheesy, but the O.J. thing is pure brilliance. It took longer than expected that night, but every single target was hit.  Half of them were from Los Angeles.  I guess nobody told them that you don't fuck with the United States government. If you see a White Bronco driving, check to see if it's O.J. behind the wheel.

Wow, it's like I died and fucking woke up in goy heaven.

There is no DJ Holy Body, only David.

I thought to myself today, what if I could turn back time?  This is what I thought. If I could turn back time, hypothetically speaking, I would realize that there might be someone else out there that could also turn back time.  So naturally, I would have to stop them.

I can't freakin' believe it!  They put a f**kin' fortune teller machine at the 67 station in Karma Park.  It's just like the one from the movie Ginormous with the actor Dom Tanks.

I finally found people with interests in music and martial arts!  I'm signing up for Karate and continuing my studies at David Covers Karate while I become a Kru (and eventually Master) through Master Today's Muay Thai Academy!  I will travel to Thailand for additional studies if that is required. Technically, I'm a blue belt in Karate.  Meaning, I was a blue belt when I was like like 10.  If there were 31 years of experience in martial arts belt, that's the belt I would wear.  Well actually, I need to order a new belt because when I was 10, I wore a different belt size.  I guess the belt coming in the mail is the 31 years of experience belt and it just happens to be blue.

I'm making a deal with my enemies.  I've ordered agents to find people that plan on harming me.  The agents are ordered to take these violent ideas from my enemies, and then perform the violent acts against them.  It's like a spell.  Whatever extreme methods my enemies choose is the act that they will suffer from.  It's fair.  And the backup plan is jail and/or tax problems if they continue to misbehave.

A bunch of crackheads and opiate addicts in football outfits and linking arms does not impress me. They stand addicted.

I'm interested to see and hear about what kind of weapons Dick Wong Tune has developed for me. If he didn't produce them for me and keeps refusing to hand over my weapons to our government, we'll destroy all of NOKO and everything in it. Those weapons now belong to me. Hopefully, the North Koreans came up with some innovative technological advances that will be useful to the United States. It's so suspenseful waiting for current negotiations to be completed. And if negotiations are unable to be completed, this means war.

Man, with the way the American football players are acting right now, I'm embarrassed to be seen in public. I can't even blame our allied nations for laughing at us about the kneeling thing.

Karma's Muay Thai Fitness opens on Christmas Day!

What do I have to do?  Train these local law enforcement officers here in Gold Country myself?!  I think they need to learn Muay Thai.

I'm getting certified to teach real Muay Thai through Thailand. I am training at Master Today's Muay Thai Academy, and am graded through online videos that I am required to post online. Maybe I shouldn't tell anybody until I pass Grade 1. One day I will become what is called Kru level. I was thinking about posting it on social media, but I don't think people will believe that I'm getting accreditation from the Thailand Ministry of Education and the Muay Thai International Association. I'm just going to tell people it's Muay Thai Fitness for awhile.

I heard someone wanted to kick my ass, so I sent an order to a group of government soldiers.  The order is for any threats to have a minimum of one finger removed for even trying to harm me.  It has to be a finger because if I chose a toe, the stump wouldn’t be clearly seen by the person’s friends and family.  It also has to be clearly seen so the perpetrators won’t try to disturb the peace again. I specified in the order that fingers couldn't be surgically removed, but must be severed with a dirty blade. On another note, Karma’s Muay Thai Fitness is a great name for my new company.  I’m going to train people in fitness using Muay Thai techniques.  In fact, I’m currently getting my certification.  Then I'm gonna get a certificate as an MMA Trainer.  Fun, fun, fun!

There are cities in Florida that smell of death, yet there are no bodies to be found.  Two states and the islands are a small price to pay for the corrupted.  Now it's hard labor time.  It will take years to recover.

After the corruption of politicians, police, lawyers, and judges, these low lives except me to turn their power back on.  lol  I got the idea of turning up the heat from the corrupt people I've recently encountered.  They like turning air conditioners off to grill people during interrogation or punishment operations.  I grill people with the sun to give them leather skin and cancer.  I hope they're enjoying the sunshine. btw  The crocodiles and alligators are programmed to seek and destroy.

It's more than $1000 damage between Irma, Harvey, Katia, and Jose, so I suppose that's a felony.  The important thing is the corrupted are experiencing third world country conditions, are having loved ones drop like flies, and are slowly being psychologically broken.  The remarkable thing is my enemies have no one to blame but themselves.  No mercy.

In moments of secret triumph, sometimes making a secret TraceBook account has some kind of sick satisfaction to it. DJ Donald Triumph on TraceBook

What if I could turn Irma around from the Florida destination and make it into a heart shaped hurricane that can be seen from a satellite?  Would I do it? I want to post on Tweedster asking someone to put a mannequin of a Confederate soldier on the South Beach of Florida with a catcher's mitt in his hand.  The mitt is to try to catch my curveball hurricane.

I wish I could warn my fellow Americans about the small fraction of government agents that are trying to eliminate not just the whites, but Blacks, Asians, Arabs, Latinos, and all of the other races that exist throughout the world.  What's even sicker and twisted is that these agents are passionate and fanatical about their horrible idea of a future homogenous society.  They have it all modeled out and use computers to generate graphical predictions of what future society looks like if they succeed.  These evil people literally spend all of their time in their war on ethnicity. To celebrate my like for a variety of colors, I am dedicating this chapter of my journal to the color pink. The inside of my guitar case is pink, my hair color used to be pink, and now this chapter is pink. Any haters saying "F*ck all that noise!", just remember, D. Charles BRINGS THE NOISE!

I'm going to fly into Florida slowly so give me a chance to get comfortable.  I'd appreciate it if everyone would evacuate, but some insist on staying.  Floridians can stay if they want, but I'm temporarily occupying the Southeastern United States because after all, it belongs to me and no other. Brace yourselves!

There's more to Agent Mandy Cooksukar than just sucking **** and cooking.  The Real Pocahontas is an enemy of the United States.  Most people don't know this, but besides these white supremacist crazies, we're dealing with agents infiltrated into the FBI that seek to one day end the white race as we know it.  Their goal is to one day create a homogeneous society where everybody on Earth is a mix of all ethnicities causing all humans to look similar. Irma takes care of this problem for me.  I'm hitting the white supremacists and also those that seek the twisted idea of a world of people where every being looks the same.  My giant friend Irma is hitting two birds with one stone.  It's a big ass rock hitting groups of people with extreme views.  It's like a rock the size of a country!  lol According to the news, I have perfect aim with my curve ball hurricane.  I was inspired by the band name Curve On Ya.

I hope I am making myself clear with Irma. The Southeastern part of the United States is my corner!

This is water.

I'm gonna win, you're gonna lose With my funky ass style I remain the King

I would like to dedicate this song to Special Agent Cooksukar! She's a disgrace (I can't say to who), but she can sure suck ****! I call her The Real Pocahontas. She's a snake I guess you could say, and the funny thing is, snakes really can open their mouthes super wide. Enjoy Irma Special Agent Cooksukar. I wish that Florida didn't declare a state of emergency yet because that means everyone is preparing. My hurricane's real name is Hurricane Moby DCK, and the storm's shape on a map is just like a whale. Better stock up on food and water. I hope everyone has a two story house and a generator. Actually, the best thing to do is just start running. Don't believe me though. Maybe the hurricane will just turn around. That's not looking too probable though. Although I never wish to see her face again, I sometimes wish Miss Cooksukar would magically appear under my sheets so she can suck my **** a few hundred more times.

The hurricanes are unstoppable, and there is no off switch.

It's the BIG me vs the former Lil Me. I am my only competition. Some agents on the inside think that I had the best music career and I threw it all away on a rock 'n roll fantasy. Nevermind that, I made myself timeless. Unlike most, I have gotten to see myself through someone else's eyes. And I will tell you this; I look f**king great. Head bang in your video b*tch because I made the 27 club and the Rock 'n Roll Hall of Fame, then got to witness myself doing it. Be humble and sit your punk a** down.

Lucy is just showing off right now and has turned herself into the shape of the Star of David.

I don't think anybody notices the hurricane made by a pyramid at the beginning of this video.

I'm bewildered at all of the warnings I gave over the past year. I don't want anybody to spend too much time scrolling through all of my social media accounts, so I figured if I could post all of the cruel warning signs I gave before my perfect storm. What's great about this situation is maybe now American citizens will realize that there is more to life than just the size of your house, the number of cars, or social status. Everyone is equal, well citizens anyway. If this leaks to anyone associated with the government, then they can have all of the warning signs I gave before this series of horrific artificially made disasters. They're not natural, but everyone else is saying they are, so I'll just go with it! This catalog of videos will save agents time since they will know what to look for when scrolling through my accounts. I'm not psychic, but I know how to control things when things get out of control. I'm just cataloging this fo...

"You want to play?"

Although the initials for David Charles Karma are DCK, there is more to the joke than just "d*ck".  The name is supposed to be funny at first, except top agents know the truth.  It stands for "d*ck" sure, but more importantly, it stands for "dictator".  It means that if any of these countries try to screw over the United States, I'll f*ck them so hard in the a**.

Ha!  I just found out that a weather center named part of my anti-virus weather program Hurricane Jose.  I didn't even know that name until today!  It's an anti-virus weather program because I'm in the process of curing a severe virus in a massive computer known as Earth.  Well, it's a planet for sure.  I guess it's a smart planet, like a smart phone. Well, listen hombres, if you meet Hurricane Jose you can shoot at the sky essays.  I won't even get mad at you mi amigos.  Maybe I'll respect you just a little bit more for at least trying.  Maybe not though.  It might make me madder and hit you with a direct bolt of lightning.  I would do the right thing if I were you, mi amigos.

Hey hombres, don't worry essay......you thought I forgot about you holmes, but I never forget. lmfao Do you see now how twisted my sense of humor is? Give me you're f*ckin' country holmes! This land is my land! You trying to claim my world because maybe you haven't met my giant friends Lidia, Harvey, Irma, and their buddies! Say hello to my giant friends, and stop taking down my Christian statues you ungrateful f*cks! They say this weather is only going to last a month. We'll see. Maybe I'll draw it out if you bastards can't learn to appreciate all that's been given to you.

I should be so angry right now but why get mad when these heathens were warned time and time again.  People, although I think of them as monsters, pretend to be Christian.  Not all people obviously, but it sure feels like it when I'm upset. Why are half brained robot humanoids, or whatever you want to call them, making me do this?  I just convince myself that it's not me, but I'm bringing in another storm from the east.  Why would I ever order this war to be fought on one battle front when I can create several battle fronts?  It's payback and a strategy I picked up from former enemies. I'm so twisted with my sense of humor.  One of my clients, a parent of a student, is a weatherman.  He's a great guy!  And most importantly, his reporting is a reminder that war is hell. People just have to get it right, that's all.  Nobody trusts each other throughout the world, and although I don't expect perfection, I expect a major improvement after t...

Before everyone sheltered in The Center of Conventions Temple in Houston, I studied there for The Great Wall of America University.  I won't tell anybody about it though because it ties me directly to the facility.  The Center of the Conventions Temple is a huge place, and that's where my first Doctoral of Business Administration residency was.  I stayed at the hotel there also with this awesome walkway that connects the building. It's called The Walk of the Sky. I can't remember if it was the Builtin Hotel that I stayed at, I just remember it was so relaxing and luxurious.  I slept in The Center of Conventions Temple also in between classes a couple of times.  Waking up at 5 am in the morning and attending classes all day would make anybody want to catch a half hour here or there.  I don't feel like a slacker though because I attended all of the optional classes in addition to the required ones. Anyways, the place seemed practically empty in comparison...

A lesson on originality

"Ain't nobody fresher than my motherf*ckin' clique! As I look around they don't do it like my clique."

I am somewhat concerned about the American public having to witness Harvey.  The Army is asking for more National Guard soldiers but seriously, am I really going to waste that many resources when we are already saving everybody anyways?  Yep, creating a real disaster in the form of a computer generated hurricane, and then playing hero by having our soldiers rescue civilians is brilliant.  And thousands of intelligence officers that usually just gather information are pitching in and going for a swim to save some lives. Send more National Guard troops?  My first initial response is no, not going to send more than the planned amount, but maybe we can do a sing along to my song Empathy since it's the one word they have on broken record mode on TNN. The hurricane breaks my heart, but it is pretty amusing when I hear Box News Network as they boast about President Daniel Amir Trumpet becoming the first American President to respond so quickly to a Governor's request...

Almost all of my ex-girlfriends scroll through my social media sites on a daily basis, so I sometimes monitor them through video and audio as a way to entertain myself.  I have access to their letters, emails, texts, pretty much everything.  There's nothing funnier in the world than watching someone have an imaginary war with my digital self.  How am I supposed to stop laughing now?!

I should hire a couple of hundred Jewish extras and make a fake documentary where we march while chanting out, "GOYS WILL NOT REPLACE US!  GOYS WILL NOT REPLACE US!  GOYS WILL NOT REPLACE US!"

I've decided to study Taekwondo on a full-time basis.  It's the first martial art that I studied as a child so why not just pick up where I left off.  When I study Taekwondo in the studio, although I don't understand the Korean language, I get an overwhelming feeling of all of my body being filled with the Holy Spirit. Thinking of Jesus all of the time is more than okay with me.  I can't pinpoint exactly what it is about Taekwondo that brings on this feeling of chills through my veins, but I like it!  Why overanalyze it.

I only wish that people could see clearly and know that when they go against God, they bring their punishment upon themselves.

Ask any government agent from any country that tapped my car; they will tell you that I ordered Hurricane Harvey.  I'm amused that people think it's mother nature.  Nope, it's just the Union War tactics I talked about in my earlier journal entries.  My idea was to bring hell to those who threatened peace in our country, and those people are white supremacist racist pieces of sh*t. At some point, an adult always tells a group that one person can ruin everything for the whole bunch.  Well, there you f*cking go you stupid motherf*ckers!  I brought hell to you b*tches.  Just like the Union Army brought hell to the Confederates, hell is going to stay in the South for a long time as a reminder that war is hell, and one person can ruin everything for the whole bunch. My order was this, "God, we're going to show those sinners who the boss is.  Dear Lord, I only ask things of you in times of great need.  Bring the war to these sinners, for it is the on...

It's so funny.  I keep posting on my social media accounts that I'm an amateur Martial Artist.  lmfao  I really hope people believe me.   The truth is that this past week of doing two Taekwondo and three Karate classes was just a warm up.  My shins are bruised, and I suppose it kind of hurts, but it feels really good actually.  It feels good more than it hurts.  I use my shins to block kicks during sparring.  My Shidoshi told me to hit my shins with a bō during my free time to condition my legs, so I guess I will have to get used to shin and foot guards for sparring purposes. I keep comparing my Taekwondo, Karate, and Kickboxing training to Krav Maga.  Krav Maga is the only style of martial arts that I've studied on my own with no formal instructor.  You most certainly can't practice Krav Maga on your partner during sparring sessions.  In Krav Maga, all rules of traditional martial arts are broken, and the art form is meant to d...

As horrific as it was for any police officer, I heard that the gentleman was prepared to handle the situation that was presented to him.  He is a federal agent as well as a policeman, so he better have been well prepared.  His assignment was to find an entire KKK affiliated family all hanging naked from a tree.  Their hoods were kept on as they were hanging naked.  The policeman took photos as evidence, with an additional order not to crack a smile in case there were witnesses.  There weren't witnesses.  Just a family of 7, if you include the dog, all together and the only planted evidence needed was a small hood that was put on the hanging animal.  The dog was put down with no pain before hanging it with the rest of the family, although these nazis will never know that.  I hope these white supremacists get the message.  I would have left a voicemail, but I have to speak in a language that they understand.  lol

I'm a martial artist.  I finally found a couple of studios to study at.  I don't tell anybody though that I've studied for about 30 years.  There's no reason to brag about it.  Martial arts is a discipline and yes it's used for defense and offense, but most importantly it makes the mind one with the body. My martial arts of choice are Kenpo Karate, Taekwondo, and Kickboxing.  The Muay Thai that I've studied was mixed in with my American kickboxing lessons, so I just call it Kickboxing to keep it simple.  And I suppose I could say that I've studied Krav Maga also, except not enough to say much except it is brutal and should only be used in emergency situations. I started at 7 years old with Taekwondo.  I think I made it to a green belt, or maybe a blue belt.  I competed with Taekwondo one time and was put up against a kid twice my size who charley horsed me in the leg so hard I could barely finish the fight.  I can't blame him for the move...

I have a plan for the opioid crisis.  Well, first of all, there are already several drug dealers that got whacked, so I guess this is just a continued plan. There's all of these junkies out there!  It's not just the opioids.  Look at these people on the street that have ruined their bodies smoking drugs made in a bathtub out of clog removers.  It's sad. I know how to stop the opioid epidemic at least.  The people that make heroin and traffic heroin just need to die.  I'm thinking if the drug dealers and traffickers are murdered, the opioid problem will be almost immediately solved.  Of course, the junkies will try desperately to get opiates from doctors, but the doctors are less likely to risk their future than some street dealer or rich piece of filth that is willing to do 25 to life in prison. So it's settled.  Whack the drug dealers.  The most important thing is that there are no civilian casualties when the operations are carried ou...

This journal entry is a confession on how I ordered Union Army war tactics to be used in today's era on enemies of the United States.  Now that President Daniel Trumpet has tricked all of the Klansmen to take their hoods off and go on camera in pathetic marches of hate in various U.S. cities, there are more digital records on these hateful individuals than any other time in history.  I keep thinking of this crying white supremacist they keep showing on TNN literally in tears with a priesthood confessional about his Nazi ideologies.  He's not the only one that's going to be crying, that I can tell you. There's a series of crimes that are being committed throughout the United States as I type.  These crimes are being perpetrated against members of hate groups.  I don't screw around with the stereotypical CIA psychology tricks to make enemies of our country cease in their evil activities. Instead, a bunch of government agents, from all race types, are going to ...

When the South seceded from the Union, we proved that we don't fight fairly.  We don't have to fight fair when it comes to bigots and racists.  I especially want the removal of Klansmen and anti-Semites, except I'm realistic that it may not happen within my lifetime. Trumpet ordered the removal of all the Confederate statues.  Such an awesome move!  Although the public has no idea, and maybe they're better off not knowing too much.  If it's any interest to this journal, I ordered the removal of several law enforcement officers that were either KKK or KKK sympathizers.  They were just shot in the street, although I am now ordering for the torture of these traitors by any means necessary. My idea is to give prisoners high dosages of Lexipro and Clomipramine in their food or by injection as a means causing an adverse drug reaction.  Then they have to break bricks and rocks as a means of hard labor while experiencing horrific side effects from the medi...

Another freakin' stalker.  The chick's decent looking, and it's not that I dislike her.  She's married and has kids so now I'm starting to wonder what she wants from me. It all began with this girl Cassandra Sidee showing up at my house.  She was hosting a book reading party and convinced my family somehow to let her use my house.  When I met her, she said we already knew each other.  I thought to myself, "Who is hell is this chick?!"  I've never seen her before in my life. The thing is, I probably have seen her before, and I just never noticed her.  Until yesterday's stalking incident I didn't even know this girl's name.  When I saw her, I told her I really don't remember her from anywhere except when she came to my house.  I have a feeling she's explored my social media sites excessively, and perhaps she feels that she knows me very well, but I don't know her at all. So anyway, she says she's known for years.  She to...

  Week 7 Discussion 1 David Karma The Great Wall of America University Dr. Dave Kingcamp August 16, 2017 Open Exchange This week is an important week for my Doctoral Study in that I am gathering references and writing out the background of the problem for my Doctoral Study. I have been active in the music industry for seventeen years and have witnessed the music industry change in rapid and unexpected ways.  Usually, the music industry has evolved slowly over time, but since the digital age of music, business practices have changed quite quickly.  Music industry practitioners are finding new ways to create wealth.  One example of innovation that creates wealth within the music industry is gaining paying subscribers to mobile music applications. Although my Doctoral Study focuses on Samuel Karaoke, many mobile music companies are currently excelling in the music industry sector.  Some enterprises that are popular are Hotify, myTu...