DJ Holy Body's Blog - Chapter 56 (A Science Fiction Novel)

Almost all of my ex-girlfriends scroll through my social media sites on a daily basis, so I sometimes monitor them through video and audio as a way to entertain myself.  I have access to their letters, emails, texts, pretty much everything.  There's nothing funnier in the world than watching someone have an imaginary war with my digital self.  How am I supposed to stop laughing now?!