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DJ Holy Body's Blog - Chapter 93 (A Science Fiction Novel)

A bunch of crackheads and opiate addicts in football outfits and linking arms does not impress me. They stand addicted.

DJ Holy Body's Blog - Chapter 92 (A Science Fiction Novel)

I'm interested to see and hear about what kind of weapons Dick Wong Tune has developed for me. If he didn't produce them for me and keeps refusing to hand over my weapons to our government, we'll destroy all of NOKO and everything in it. Those weapons now belong to me. Hopefully, the North Koreans came up with some innovative technological advances that will be useful to the United States. It's so suspenseful waiting for current negotiations to be completed. And if negotiations are unable to be completed, this means war.

DJ Holy Body's Blog - Chapter 91 (A Science Fiction Novel)

Man, with the way the American football players are acting right now, I'm embarrassed to be seen in public. I can't even blame our allied nations for laughing at us about the kneeling thing.

DJ Holy Body's Blog - Chapter 90 (A Science Fiction Novel)

Karma's Muay Thai Fitness opens on Christmas Day!

DJ Holy Body's Blog - Chapter 89 (A Science Fiction Novel)

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DJ Holy Body's Blog - Chapter 88 (A Science Fiction Novel)

What do I have to do?  Train these local law enforcement officers here in Gold Country myself?!  I think they need to learn Muay Thai.

DJ Holy Body's Blog - Chapter 87 (A Science Fiction Novel)

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DJ Holy Body's Blog - Chapter 86 (A Science Fiction Novel)

I'm getting certified to teach real Muay Thai through Thailand. I am training at Master Today's Muay Thai Academy, and am graded through online videos that I am required to post online. Maybe I shouldn't tell anybody until I pass Grade 1. One day I will become what is called Kru level. I was thinking about posting it on social media, but I don't think people will believe that I'm getting accreditation from the Thailand Ministry of Education and the Muay Thai International Association. I'm just going to tell people it's Muay Thai Fitness for awhile.

DJ Holy Body's Blog - Chapter 85 (A Science Fiction Novel)

I heard someone wanted to kick my ass, so I sent an order to a group of government soldiers.  The order is for any threats to have a minimum of one finger removed for even trying to harm me.  It has to be a finger because if I chose a toe, the stump wouldn’t be clearly seen by the person’s friends and family.  It also has to be clearly seen so the perpetrators won’t try to disturb the peace again. I specified in the order that fingers couldn't be surgically removed, but must be severed with a dirty blade. On another note, Karma’s Muay Thai Fitness is a great name for my new company.  I’m going to train people in fitness using Muay Thai techniques.  In fact, I’m currently getting my certification.  Then I'm gonna get a certificate as an MMA Trainer.  Fun, fun, fun!

DJ Holy Body's Blog - Chapter 84 (A Science Fiction Novel)

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DJ Holy Body's Blog - Chapter 83 (A Science Fiction Novel)

There are cities in Florida that smell of death, yet there are no bodies to be found.  Two states and the islands are a small price to pay for the corrupted.  Now it's hard labor time.  It will take years to recover.

DJ Holy Body's Blog - Chapter 82 (A Science Fiction Novel)

After the corruption of politicians, police, lawyers, and judges, these low lives except me to turn their power back on.  lol  I got the idea of turning up the heat from the corrupt people I've recently encountered.  They like turning air conditioners off to grill people during interrogation or punishment operations.  I grill people with the sun to give them leather skin and cancer.  I hope they're enjoying the sunshine. btw  The crocodiles and alligators are programmed to seek and destroy.

DJ Holy Body's Blog - Chapter 81 (A Science Fiction Novel)

It's more than $1000 damage between Irma, Harvey, Katia, and Jose, so I suppose that's a felony.  The important thing is the corrupted are experiencing third world country conditions, are having loved ones drop like flies, and are slowly being psychologically broken.  The remarkable thing is my enemies have no one to blame but themselves.  No mercy.

DJ Holy Body's Blog - Chapter 80 (A Science Fiction Novel)

In moments of secret triumph, sometimes making a secret TraceBook account has some kind of sick satisfaction to it. DJ Donald Triumph on TraceBook

DJ Holy Body's Blog - Chapter 79 (A Science Fiction Novel)

What if I could turn Irma around from the Florida destination and make it into a heart shaped hurricane that can be seen from a satellite?  Would I do it? I want to post on Tweedster asking someone to put a mannequin of a Confederate soldier on the South Beach of Florida with a catcher's mitt in his hand.  The mitt is to try to catch my curveball hurricane.

DJ Holy Body's Blog - Chapter 78 (A Science Fiction Novel)

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I wish I could warn my fellow Americans about the small fraction of government agents that are trying to eliminate not just the whites, but Blacks, Asians, Arabs, Latinos, and all of the other races that exist throughout the world.  What's even sicker and twisted is that these agents are passionate and fanatical about their horrible idea of a future homogenous society.  They have it all modeled out and use computers to generate graphical predictions of what future society looks like if they succeed.  These evil people literally spend all of their time in their war on ethnicity. To celebrate my like for a variety of colors, I am dedicating this chapter of my journal to the color pink. The inside of my guitar case is pink, my hair color used to be pink, and now this chapter is pink. Any haters saying "F*ck all that noise!", just remember, D. Charles BRINGS THE NOISE!

DJ Holy Body's Blog - Chapter 77 (A Science Fiction Novel)

I'm going to fly into Florida slowly so give me a chance to get comfortable.  I'd appreciate it if everyone would evacuate, but some insist on staying.  Floridians can stay if they want, but I'm temporarily occupying the Southeastern United States because after all, it belongs to me and no other. Brace yourselves!

DJ Holy Body's Blog - Chapter 76 (A Science Fiction Novel)

There's more to Agent Mandy Cooksukar than just sucking **** and cooking.  The Real Pocahontas is an enemy of the United States.  Most people don't know this, but besides these white supremacist crazies, we're dealing with agents infiltrated into the FBI that seek to one day end the white race as we know it.  Their goal is to one day create a homogeneous society where everybody on Earth is a mix of all ethnicities causing all humans to look similar. Irma takes care of this problem for me.  I'm hitting the white supremacists and also those that seek the twisted idea of a world of people where every being looks the same.  My giant friend Irma is hitting two birds with one stone.  It's a big ass rock hitting groups of people with extreme views.  It's like a rock the size of a country!  lol According to the news, I have perfect aim with my curve ball hurricane.  I was inspired by the band name Curve On Ya.

DJ Holy Body's Blog - Chapter 75 (A Science Fiction Novel)

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I hope I am making myself clear with Irma. The Southeastern part of the United States is my corner!

DJ Holy Body's Blog - Chapter 74 (A Science Fiction Novel)

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This is water.

DJ Holy Body's Blog - Chapter 73 (A Science Fiction Novel)

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I'm gonna win, you're gonna lose With my funky ass style I remain the King

DJ Holy Body's Blog - Chapter 72 (A Science Fiction Novel)

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DJ Holy Body's Blog - Chapter 71 (A Science Fiction Novel)

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I would like to dedicate this song to Special Agent Cooksukar! She's a disgrace (I can't say to who), but she can sure suck ****! I call her The Real Pocahontas. She's a snake I guess you could say, and the funny thing is, snakes really can open their mouthes super wide. Enjoy Irma Special Agent Cooksukar. I wish that Florida didn't declare a state of emergency yet because that means everyone is preparing. My hurricane's real name is Hurricane Moby DCK, and the storm's shape on a map is just like a whale. Better stock up on food and water. I hope everyone has a two story house and a generator. Actually, the best thing to do is just start running. Don't believe me though. Maybe the hurricane will just turn around. That's not looking too probable though. Although I never wish to see her face again, I sometimes wish Miss Cooksukar would magically appear under my sheets so she can suck my **** a few hundred more times.

DJ Holy Body's Blog - Chapter 70 (A Science Fiction Novel)

The hurricanes are unstoppable, and there is no off switch.

DJ Holy Body's Blog - Chapter 69 (A Science Fiction Novel)

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It's the BIG me vs the former Lil Me. I am my only competition. Some agents on the inside think that I had the best music career and I threw it all away on a rock 'n roll fantasy. Nevermind that, I made myself timeless. Unlike most, I have gotten to see myself through someone else's eyes. And I will tell you this; I look f**king great. Head bang in your video b*tch because I made the 27 club and the Rock 'n Roll Hall of Fame, then got to witness myself doing it. Be humble and sit your punk a** down.

DJ Holy Body's Blog - Chapter 68 (A Science Fiction Novel)

Lucy is just showing off right now and has turned herself into the shape of the Star of David.

DJ Holy Body's Blog - Chapter 67 (A Science Fiction Novel)

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I don't think anybody notices the hurricane made by a pyramid at the beginning of this video.

DJ Holy Body's Blog - Chapter 66 (A Science Fiction Novel)

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I'm bewildered at all of the warnings I gave over the past year. I don't want anybody to spend too much time scrolling through all of my social media accounts, so I figured if I could post all of the cruel warning signs I gave before my perfect storm. What's great about this situation is maybe now American citizens will realize that there is more to life than just the size of your house, the number of cars, or social status. Everyone is equal, well citizens anyway. If this leaks to anyone associated with the government, then they can have all of the warning signs I gave before this series of horrific artificially made disasters. They're not natural, but everyone else is saying they are, so I'll just go with it! This catalog of videos will save agents time since they will know what to look for when scrolling through my accounts. I'm not psychic, but I know how to control things when things get out of control. I'm just cataloging this fo...

DJ Holy Body's Blog - Chapter 65 (A Science Fiction Novel)

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"You want to play?"

DJ Holy Body's Blog - Chapter 64 (A Science Fiction Novel)

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Although the initials for David Charles Karma are DCK, there is more to the joke than just "d*ck".  The name is supposed to be funny at first, except top agents know the truth.  It stands for "d*ck" sure, but more importantly, it stands for "dictator".  It means that if any of these countries try to screw over the United States, I'll f*ck them so hard in the a**.