DJ Holy Body's Blog Chapter 209 (A Science Fiction Novel)

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A prostitute solicited herself to me today while I was getting coffee at the gas station down the street from my house.  I thought to myself, "This b*tch wishes she could ride this d*ck.  In her dreams!"

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