DJ Holy Body's Blog - Chapter 159 (A Science Fiction Novel)

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Yesterday’s DJ gig was epic.  I got a chance to practice group hypnosis, plus I body slammed a drunken hooligan into a wooden table.  It was a wedding gig.  Nobody noticed the hypnosis obviously, they just thought the music stopped for a few seconds.

This dude tried to pick a fight with me for no reason.  I ended up putting the guy in a football helmet with shoulder pads before I slammed his drunk ass into the table, which broke the table by the way.  I’m super sore today in my biceps and shoulders, but I’m sure the other guy is way more sore than me.  I couldn’t lift him completely up so luckily it didn’t break the entire table.

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