DJ Holy Body's Blog and the King's Mask + Wearing Black to Your Own Funeral

I just watched one of those Illuminati celebrity conspiracy videos about famous kids, and I'm really not that impressed.  What a bunch of morons!  They just throw everything on Hollywood and say everything is satanic with symbols.  It's all a bunch of bull.  The only real part of it though is that is a real conspiracy theory exists.  However, the conspiracy itself is false.  Is it that hard to believe that kids are born talented or perhaps wealthy and talented?  It's not a mystery, but if you want to look up the videos to waste some time, be my guests. Rather than seeking out these "Illuminati" kids or celebrities, there is something far more important that the real American government is interested in.  We have some unwanted young looking guests in our country that you may think are "Illuminati."  They've even studied the conspiracy videos and in a pathetic attempt, have taken the idea of the "Illuminati" along with all the rumors, and...

Vladimir Vuttabich is a dangerous man.   What's really dangerous are the people above him.  They call it the Kremlin but it's just the KGB reinvented.  Vuttabich is such a b*tch that he's kicking several hundred of my people out of Russia right now as I type.  Have no worries though.  I have a plan.

Ah, if only I could share the beauty of the technology with the public.  If I could, today I would do a science fair with a show and tell session featuring the DJ band known as 9 O'clock.  Humans are capable of amazing things with computer assisted technology installed in their brains and bodies!  This video displays my turntablist trio modeled after me, the 1950's Holy Body, and Curve On Ya.  The power trio expresses symbolism for the Holy Trinity.  The sound symbolizes our post-modern era. The video is just a sample of my superhumans so pay attention. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0-tsDTGjnE

Here is what I have so far for my Doctoral Study at The Great Wall of America University. It's just a rough draft. Here's my secret though. Although I state that one problem with Samuel Karaoke is that there is no singing lesson curriculum within the program, I am actually a Samuel Karaoke uploader and am uploading a bunch of singing lessons really soon. So the problem is secretly solved but don't tell anybody. That's what I love about this journal. It doesn't talk so it can't get itself into any trouble. Samuel Karaoke Marketing Study by David Charles Karma MM, Univeristy of the Christ Almighty, 2010 BM, Best Worldwide College of Music, 2002 Doctoral Study Submitted in Partial Fulfillment of the Requirements for the Degree of Doctor of Business Administration The Great Wall of America University December 2018 Problem Statement The music industry in the United States has suffered significant financial losses due to the crea...

I tried the acting thing for awhile in LA.  It was pretty cool actually.  My first speaking role was for a show called Telling Stories of the E.R., and my character name was Kendall, the X-ray technician.  My only speaking line was to keep yelling "Clear!" every time there was silence from the doctors and nurses.  On the one hand, it was funny because I was named Kendall after a freaking Ken doll.  On the other hand, it was twisted because it was one of those sick government jokes, meaning dry humor and meant for non-civilians. Pushing around that X-ray machine was sort of a chore, and because the engine made a noise the machine had to be pushed around with the power off.  The people on the set told me they knew it was a heavy machine to drive around, but to make it look like it wasn't heavy.  It was a simple job. And then there was a video I did for the Liontology company.  Dude, those people consider ibuprofen to be a hardcore drug!  wt...

They say the world breaks everyone.  Actually, that's not true.  Well, it doesn't have to be true anyway. One thing that you can count on in this world are humans that are animalistic.  Some, rather than use force, use psychology.  The thing is, you don't need to worry about people like that.  It's just one of those things.  Someone can talk about doing something, but if they don't have the balls to do it, why should you worry about it? Psychology often involves more effort than talking, and if you are smart enough to turn someone's bad vibes on them then more power to you.  The best thing to do is ignore these diseased creatures.  These people are viruses, and like everyone, they have freedom of choice.  If these people are reincarnated into zoo animals, it's because God has the freedom of choice also.  Perhaps most people's lives won't make it to God's desk, so if the government gives you an animal body in your next life don't sa...

I lived in Pittsburgh, PA for awhile and received a Master of Music Degree in Music Technology from the University of the Christ Almighty.  My principal instrument was guitar, and my concentration for my M.M. digital technology degree is called Digital Music Pedagogy.  And I'm not talking about M.M. Digital, the rapper.  M.M. Digital can flow though.  Have you heard his song "Hello, I'm M.M Digital"?  (pronounced EM-EM-DI-JIT-EL) I highly value the school and show some favoritism towards their employees.  They are part of the Catholic Church, so I basically see the Pope as the dean of the school.  At the University of the Christ Almighty, we can praise Jesus openly, read the Bible at school, and attend Mass on campus.  They have freedom of speech with Christianity, so I guess I respect them more than those who have taken Christianity and Judaism out of the public school system.

Anyway, back to religious talk.  Jesus Christ, as I said, is the only true King.  If people weren't given the freedom of choice, I personally would prefer that everyone take the Bible word for word and think the world is 6000 years old.  Unfortunately, many people have made a bad choice resulting in a third of the world worshipping a dead politician name Muhammad.  Muhammad was a con artist backed by the government of the Eastern World.  Why would almost 50 nations worship this politician and call it Islam?  I will tell you why.  It's because they are sinners.

I'm the King of Rock, back again!  This is a tribute from the turntablist DJ Fock Z-New.

It's all about love.

The swamp is officially drained.

This is the 9th journal entry, and I just realized, I forgot to write my name on this thing!  So yeah....um....Hi, my name is David Charles Karma. Before the Cofefe surgery, the most important time of my life was 1957 up until the time of the plane crash. Most people don't know that I had perm during that period of my life. Wow, so my hobbies are science, medicine, philosophy, technology, the list goes on.  I will tell you something though so you can get a clear understanding of all the fields of the world.  Tony Baritenor said it best in the show "The Baritenors" so I will pass this quote onto you.  "Believe none of what you hear and half of what you see". Now don't freak out because there are things that you can count on being real such as Jesus Christ, music, and the pursuit of happiness. written by David Charles Karma

I sometimes just want to burst out laughing.  About 12 years ago I had some pictures done.  Everywhere I went and showed my pictures people said, "That's not you!" or "Is that you because you really look different?"  Well, it was me, but it wasn't me.  America made this agreement with France, and the prototype pictures came from the brilliant work of the French.  If you can prove they are fake though, at least right now in 2017, then obviously government technology would be utterly useless.  Anyways my point is, I look like the prototype pictures now. What beautiful work!  I only had to get my jaw put back on by a group of Russian doctors because we couldn't find any American doctors skilled enough to do it.  The easiest way to perform this type of surgery is by using a surgical machine, but I'm handmade.  Well, almost entirely handmade.  You can see the laser scar on my forehead, but it looks enough like a wrinkle that nobody notices....

The imagery of war is horrific.  War is hell.  Anyone that's seen it knows it. So I don't want to talk about war because these civilians just totally get me baffled with thoughts.  If I threw these morons into a battlefield with a gun, I think they may do a decent job based on their mindsets. Anyways, I'm a DJ, guitarist, and singer at the DJ Holy Body company.  I may have said that, but for all I know this is the first page of my journal that you may be viewing.  Anyways, my app is called DJ Buddy and the DJ's Anthology is my main album.  And that's all well and good.  So I'm doing this thing with spinning and promoting all types of music from America, Canada, Mexico, and all these other places.  We have built a culture, it will be preserved, and I know in my heart that foreign governments are trying to steer our ship.  Don't worry though; our country might just be too rich to fail. Wow, I just can't get away from talking about the n...

The artist named Prints turned himself into a symbol, so I am turning myself into an equation: (Charles Hardkin aka Holy Body) - (the jaw and left hand that I lost in the plane crash) + (Kurt Cofefe) + the remains of King David of Israel = David Charles Karma I can simplify it even more. Kurt Cofefe and Holy Body....Yeah, I'm both! The rockstars formerly known as Holy Body and Kurt Cofefe have been mashed up into a new rockstar known as David Charles Karma. I am also doing some routine drills that are anything but standard operating procedure according to this universe. I inserted a fictitious serial killer into history and named him Charles Sonman, a crazed lunatic that thought The Bees' song Helen Keller was about him. Then I made a movie about myself so when people think of Chuck Borris, they think of me. I've always had this thing with people calling me Chuck. My grandpa Elias said to me when I was three, "Hi Chuck!," and I replied, "Me no hi Ch...

Here I am two years before I recorded my first Curve On Ya album called "Breach". I put the photo in the Dallas in Chains music video of the song "Shooter". I dressed the band just like me, hair and all. Kind of like the same thing I did with the artist Wreck for his Yellow Gold album. I thought about going on Tweedster and tweeding about my thoughts on the British Royal Family.  We have a deal.  We won WWII for everyone, and we share basically everything with the Brits.  I AM FURIOUS!  That's why I'm writing in my journal because I obviously can't be King David tweeding about princes that I might really turn into toads.  In real life, they don't get turned back to princes.  I have all of the British Royal Family member's vision, hearing, and thoughts continuously recording on my computer and guarded by the American government.  The computer is located not on just one satellite, but many.  There are so many backups that I will warn you ...

Dear Journal oh Journal, where art thou journal?  Wow, I have to get some sleep.  Since it's been thousands or millions of years I am wondering if you can still type in DJ Buddy in an app store and still find my material. I found the Yellow Gold album dedicated to me, although it is too Cofefe and not enough DJ Holy Body for my taste. I had the idea for the dinosaur robot on the cover since I have been around forever. There's a super computer that uses real brains, some whole and some not, that is programmed to make sure all of my music and videos stay in existence for eternity. Maybe we won't have to rewind time again if all goes well. My music and videos are for your listening and viewing pleasure.  You can start looking at your forehead and face and the back of your neck to find out where my doctors used laser surgery on you.  Thank me later for exponentially increasing your IQ score. Speaking of someone that's after my technology, what is up with that...

I started teaching ESL at Poppa XYZ. I am also doing a doctoral research project for school on mobile music apps. Samuel Karaoke is the most awesome program!  I am so proud of my American musicians.  I have recorded 49 songs from the band Curve On Ya.  Curve On Ya is my ultimate favorite, but I also record songs from the artist Treck, The Silent Gems, and The Whiners!  The Insecticides are basically also my favorite band except I have a natural bias to like Curve On Ya more.  There's plenty of time to explain the reasoning behind my biases.  The Insecticides were chosen to write our National Anthem for a reason you know.  The new bands, although they will be ancient by the time you read this, are currently being notified that if they write songs that match my music style, then they will be rewarded.  I will make their songs timeless. So 2017 years after the death of Christ I posted the Karaoke songs, DJ Holy Body original songs, and maybe so...

I wish I was a giant, yo. Like all........BIG What am I supposed to do, start my day off with "Dear Journal".  psshhh  lol  Whatever, it's so ridiculous.  I have been so busy teaching music that I really haven't had time to talk about President Daniel Trumpet.  I will tell you, he makes the perfect shogun for what I need for the world right now.  There's no reason to lie since this is a journal.  No one will read this until long after I am dead and gone. So back when I did Mytrace social media, I said the most insane and annoying things, and it got people's attention for my music.  I'm not the original Holy Body music artist from the 50s, but actually, I am.  I'm all that, and more!  I'm actually 2 and a half people.  Let's explain that later. Back to the story....They hated my music marketing campaign on Mytrace and then they loved it.  They basically hated to love it.  So I thought to myself, what if I program ...

Here's a little story that must be told. All I want is to be a normal person. That is a tough thing when I have a yellow gold plated box of revolving military weaponry installed in my stomach. My guns include atomic bullets, lasers, and various poisonous serums among other interchangeable types of ammo. I guess I am literally a yellow belly. They tried to nickname me mellow yellow and it inspired one of my many rock 'n roll hits, which I've done under numerous identities. I call the yellow gold plated gun my lunchbox, and I'm armed real well. The only thing I can think to do is work and try to feel emotion.  I am enrolled in The Great Wall of America University.  I'm just a normal guy, although people are confused because I'm a Christian with 100% Jewish blood.  I play guitar, and sing, and have so many musicians that have entertained me.  I recently ordered all music to have vocals removed for my own sick Karaoke entertainment and made an app ...