DJ Holy Body's Blog and the King's Mask + Wearing Black to Your Own Funeral

Ha!  I just found out that a weather center named part of my anti-virus weather program Hurricane Jose.  I didn't even know that name until today!  It's an anti-virus weather program because I'm in the process of curing a severe virus in a massive computer known as Earth.  Well, it's a planet for sure.  I guess it's a smart planet, like a smart phone. Well, listen hombres, if you meet Hurricane Jose you can shoot at the sky essays.  I won't even get mad at you mi amigos.  Maybe I'll respect you just a little bit more for at least trying.  Maybe not though.  It might make me madder and hit you with a direct bolt of lightning.  I would do the right thing if I were you, mi amigos.

Hey hombres, don't worry essay......you thought I forgot about you holmes, but I never forget. lmfao Do you see now how twisted my sense of humor is? Give me you're f*ckin' country holmes! This land is my land! You trying to claim my world because maybe you haven't met my giant friends Lidia, Harvey, Irma, and their buddies! Say hello to my giant friends, and stop taking down my Christian statues you ungrateful f*cks! They say this weather is only going to last a month. We'll see. Maybe I'll draw it out if you bastards can't learn to appreciate all that's been given to you.

I should be so angry right now but why get mad when these heathens were warned time and time again.  People, although I think of them as monsters, pretend to be Christian.  Not all people obviously, but it sure feels like it when I'm upset. Why are half brained robot humanoids, or whatever you want to call them, making me do this?  I just convince myself that it's not me, but I'm bringing in another storm from the east.  Why would I ever order this war to be fought on one battle front when I can create several battle fronts?  It's payback and a strategy I picked up from former enemies. I'm so twisted with my sense of humor.  One of my clients, a parent of a student, is a weatherman.  He's a great guy!  And most importantly, his reporting is a reminder that war is hell. People just have to get it right, that's all.  Nobody trusts each other throughout the world, and although I don't expect perfection, I expect a major improvement after t...

Before everyone sheltered in The Center of Conventions Temple in Houston, I studied there for The Great Wall of America University.  I won't tell anybody about it though because it ties me directly to the facility.  The Center of the Conventions Temple is a huge place, and that's where my first Doctoral of Business Administration residency was.  I stayed at the hotel there also with this awesome walkway that connects the building. It's called The Walk of the Sky. I can't remember if it was the Builtin Hotel that I stayed at, I just remember it was so relaxing and luxurious.  I slept in The Center of Conventions Temple also in between classes a couple of times.  Waking up at 5 am in the morning and attending classes all day would make anybody want to catch a half hour here or there.  I don't feel like a slacker though because I attended all of the optional classes in addition to the required ones. Anyways, the place seemed practically empty in comparison...

A lesson on originality

"Ain't nobody fresher than my motherf*ckin' clique! As I look around they don't do it like my clique."

I am somewhat concerned about the American public having to witness Harvey.  The Army is asking for more National Guard soldiers but seriously, am I really going to waste that many resources when we are already saving everybody anyways?  Yep, creating a real disaster in the form of a computer generated hurricane, and then playing hero by having our soldiers rescue civilians is brilliant.  And thousands of intelligence officers that usually just gather information are pitching in and going for a swim to save some lives. Send more National Guard troops?  My first initial response is no, not going to send more than the planned amount, but maybe we can do a sing along to my song Empathy since it's the one word they have on broken record mode on TNN. The hurricane breaks my heart, but it is pretty amusing when I hear Box News Network as they boast about President Daniel Amir Trumpet becoming the first American President to respond so quickly to a Governor's request...