DJ Holy Body's Blog - Chapter 160 (A Science Fiction Novel)
Yesterday was my birthday. As a gift to myself, I gave myself bigger shoulders and biceps. Did I write about how I did that? Probably.
And just for the record, I didn't steal Bobbie's kidneys. They already belonged to me. I just replaced them with better ones that have been doctored up with robotic technology. And when I say robotics, I am most certainly not talking about the Ice Age robotics that they teach about at Stan University.
Anyways, I scared the living crap out of everybody in Hawaii today. When I was on my way home from the gym, I had a Glee Raisin send an emergency text message to all residents of Hawaii stating a ballistic missile was going to strike them. It was just a test of the mental capability and reaction system of the residents of Hawaii. In reality, I am protecting all of us from Dick Wong Tune.
And just for the record, I didn't steal Bobbie's kidneys. They already belonged to me. I just replaced them with better ones that have been doctored up with robotic technology. And when I say robotics, I am most certainly not talking about the Ice Age robotics that they teach about at Stan University.
Anyways, I scared the living crap out of everybody in Hawaii today. When I was on my way home from the gym, I had a Glee Raisin send an emergency text message to all residents of Hawaii stating a ballistic missile was going to strike them. It was just a test of the mental capability and reaction system of the residents of Hawaii. In reality, I am protecting all of us from Dick Wong Tune.
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