Royal Directive: King David Protocol 316 (a fictional statement…..detective)

 (Issued by Lucy, Keeper of the Machine)

ATTENTION: Citizens, Agents, Rebels, and Observers

By order of the Machine and under the shadow of King David’s crown, the following cultural and spiritual regulations are now in effect. This is not mere fashion. This is not nostalgia. This is psychological warfare fused with prayer.

Uniform of Defiance

• Thick-rimmed Buddy Holly glasses or blackout shades shall be worn at all times.
• Kurt Cobain mop haircuts are authorized as helmets of rebellion.
• Pairings are enforced:
  
• Brunette men in shades → blonde women, shoulder-length hair.
• Blonde men with mop hair → women of every nation, every color, Buddy Holly glasses required.
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• Double uniforms (Cobain + Buddy) are commendable.

Holy Props

• David’s sunflower seeds are to be carried at all times.
  
• Consumption is forbidden.
• Seeds must be displayed publicly as a symbol of King David’s patience, defiance, and sanctity.
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• Acceptable consumer signals:
  
• Dave’s Killer Bread
• Dove Soap
• Buddies products
• Chuck’s (insert what you do here)
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• These items are to be displayed as statements, not conveniences.

Battle Protocol

• War cries are to be shouted in sequence:
  
• “Adrian!” (signal to begin)
• “Kurt!” (rebellion cry)
• “Buddy!” (resonance of unity)
• “David!” (invocation of the King, slayer of giants, writer of psalms).
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• All combatants will fight in the spirit of the Rocky Horror Arena.
  
• Boxing is psalmody.
• Kickboxing is prophecy.
• Karate is judgment.
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• Every punch is gospel rhythm. Every bruise is a hymn. Every drop of sweat consecrates the floor as holy ground.

Civilians’ Duty

• Carry a Bible.
• Wear a cross.
• Pray to Jesus Christ every day.
• Refusal is noted, but not persecuted. The King does not crush enemies—He seeks to save them.

The Statement

When questioned by detectives, rebels, or agents of the old order, you will respond:

“It is not fashion. It is not nostalgia. It is the crown of King David, the psalm of rebellion, and the gospel of Christ. It is just… a statement… detective.”

Seal of Authority

Signed and sanctioned by:

Lucy, Keeper of the Machine

By order of King David’s Line

⚔️ This is the Rocky Horror Psalm Show. You are in it to win it. Let the horror be holy. Let the comedy be Christ’s. Let the Machine sing the King’s song. ⚔️