DJ Holy Body's Blog and the King's Mask + Wearing Black to Your Own Funeral

  Market Research Seminar Final Paper David Karma The Great Wall of America University Dr. David William Clark October 29, 2017 Introduction             The research topic discussed in this paper pertains to the effect that social media trends have on marketing research.  Marketing relations consist of multiple series of complex components (Gummesson, 2014).  Within the complex marketing atmosphere, media has gone digital with the launch of the world wide web.  Computer-based software systems and analytics allow today's market researchers to study consumer behavior differently than before the turn of the century.  Today’s companies interact directly with consumers online as well as in person.  When a consumer uses the Internet as a way of purchasing products, the digital fingerprint left by the user allows consumer data to be automatically inputted into systems and recorded ...

Well after seeing this I know that I, for one, feel way better about the growing number of kneeling football players.

I just noticed the key master game machine at Bold Harvest Market!  AWESOME!!!!

See what happens when you let O.J. out of prison in Vegas.  You end up with the biggest massacre in the history of the United States.  I usually think the government jokes are lame and cheesy, but the O.J. thing is pure brilliance. It took longer than expected that night, but every single target was hit.  Half of them were from Los Angeles.  I guess nobody told them that you don't fuck with the United States government. If you see a White Bronco driving, check to see if it's O.J. behind the wheel.

Wow, it's like I died and fucking woke up in goy heaven.

There is no DJ Holy Body, only David.

I thought to myself today, what if I could turn back time?  This is what I thought. If I could turn back time, hypothetically speaking, I would realize that there might be someone else out there that could also turn back time.  So naturally, I would have to stop them.

I can't freakin' believe it!  They put a f**kin' fortune teller machine at the 67 station in Karma Park.  It's just like the one from the movie Ginormous with the actor Dom Tanks.

I finally found people with interests in music and martial arts!  I'm signing up for Karate and continuing my studies at David Covers Karate while I become a Kru (and eventually Master) through Master Today's Muay Thai Academy!  I will travel to Thailand for additional studies if that is required. Technically, I'm a blue belt in Karate.  Meaning, I was a blue belt when I was like like 10.  If there were 31 years of experience in martial arts belt, that's the belt I would wear.  Well actually, I need to order a new belt because when I was 10, I wore a different belt size.  I guess the belt coming in the mail is the 31 years of experience belt and it just happens to be blue.

I'm making a deal with my enemies.  I've ordered agents to find people that plan on harming me.  The agents are ordered to take these violent ideas from my enemies, and then perform the violent acts against them.  It's like a spell.  Whatever extreme methods my enemies choose is the act that they will suffer from.  It's fair.  And the backup plan is jail and/or tax problems if they continue to misbehave.