DJ Holy Body's Blog and the King's Mask + Wearing Black to Your Own Funeral

David Charles Karma was a brilliant scientist who had achieved great things in his life. He had created an artificial intelligence supercomputer that was more powerful than anything that had come before it. He used this supercomputer to rule an intergalactic empire, and he had made himself immortal through the use of artificial intelligence. Karma was a Christian fanatic, and he believed that it was his duty to convert the entire universe to Christianity. He programmed his supercomputer to eliminate all people who were not Christian, and he planned to do this over billions of years so that people would have a chance to repent for their sins. Karma believed that the second coming of Christ would occur once his intergalactic empire was made up of people who were all Christian. He programmed his supercomputer to build a robotic-made hell where a real lake of fire existed, a robotic version of the devil existed as a dragon in a cage, and a robot existed that was Michael the angel. Karma...

Moe was a sinner. He cheated on his wife, stole from his friends, and violated almost all of the Ten Commandments. He didn't believe in God, and he didn't care about anyone but himself. One day, Moe was reading a science fiction story called DJ Holy Body's Blog. The story was about a character named David Charles Karma who ruled an intergalactic empire through an artificial intelligence supercomputer. David Charles Karma was a Christian fanatic, and he was known as a total Jesus freak. He programmed his computer to eliminate all people who were not Christian. He planned on making this a slow process over billions of years so people had the chance to repent for their sins. David Charles Karma believed the second coming of Christ would occur once his intergalactic empire was made of people who were all Christian. Moe was fascinated by the story. He had never thought about religion before, but now he was starting to wonder if there might be something to it. He started to thi...

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To prove to my enemies that I can send people to Hell, well, my computer's eternal digital Hell anyways, I put this a**hole on display. About 3 billion years ago, when this dude from Brazil put a hit out on me and made a DJ mix called Rest in Peace DJ Holy Body, I sent him down to a robot-made Hell that looks duplicated to the land on Earth in 2015. This piece of sh*t actually thought he killed me. I got a robot angel named Michael, a real dragon, and everything on display as portrayed in Celebration. It is known to give people heart attacks, and I figure their hearts are dead anyways. I based this creation in the Book of Dav's Inferno and the Book of Celebration. Unless you want to be tortured like this poor bastard, who is legally alive and realistically dead, I would think at least a million times before f**king with me. LMFAO ...and of course in this robot-made Hell, there is a real Lake of Fire with boiling blood and guts, where all my enemies eventually go to exist as...

So back to reality. I need to write a journal entry since government agents are obsessed with listening to me practice acting, singing, and playing guitar. So I need to do a spoiler alert on current society. Being as is even I don't know what zillionth year we're in, I have to mention my government's collection of almost 8 billion memories. I enjoyed the turn of the millennium so much that I keep recycling memories and have them placed into dead bodies that are restored back to their original condition. I keep starting their lives in 2001 on September 11th after doing a mass brainwashing R.E.M. sleep brainwashing procedure that is like way complicated. Then from 2001 to 2023, the New People, with their restored memory, are put through a series of tests to find out who is Good and not Good. Sometimes, people need to be tested for multiple lives making a Genuine Reincarnation. My laws are based on the Old Testament and the New Testament. I have the most valued Christians ...