Before the tummy gun installation in Compton, this body went through a dramatic episode. With all the conspiracies online I guess it's safe to write about it. A couple of lifetimes ago, although my body is still made of the same flesh and bone, I was on tour doing the Holy Body thing, and our bus broke down. I was the only real rockstar doing the show. This other guy who was opening for me wasn't even a musician. This freaking big slob was just a radio DJ talking into a microphone and making thousands! And okay, Mickey Mallens was good for being seventeen but how he got on my tour is still a mystery to me. His songs were great, but his voice was terrible. Anyways back to my story. We were drinking up on the plane that we only had because of me, and I was just stating my opinion about how I was carrying the tour and making everybody a fortune. Then all the sudden this seventeen-year-old kid pulls out a gun, so of course, I pulled out my...