MORE DAVID THAN DAVID: Impostor Containment Protocol Activated (written by David Charles Kramer aka DJ Buddy Holly)
MORE DAVID THAN DAVID Impostor Containment Protocol Activated 1. OPEN — “More Human Than Human” White Zombie — “More Human Than Human” plays low in the background. Neon flickers. Bar half full. Nobody really paying attention. The riff creeps in—dirty, mechanical. A voice from the side of the room: “You ever notice… the fake ones always smile first?” Another voice: “Yeah.” “Too early.” “Too wide.” “Like they already think they won.” The kid walks in. Tall. Thin. Hoodie hanging wrong. Controller strapped to his chest like it’s a weapon. And that smile. “See?” the first voice mutters. “There it is.” He grabs the mic. Right as the beat hits— “Yo,” he says. “I’m David.” Bartender, without looking: “No, you’re not.” The smile doesn’t move. 2. THE PITCH Fluorescent lights hum. Government-gray room. Seehan Silverton stands at the front. Behind him— his crew. Trying to look dangerous. Failing. Slide: DJ INDUSTRY DISRUPTION INITIATIVE Click. Power gloves. Nintendo controllers. Motion rigs. “No m...