DJ Holy Body's Blog and the King's Mask + Wearing Black to Your Own Funeral

And as for you my dear reader, you are a resident in my computer. Not everyone survives. If you become infected with the disease known as being evil, I have just the anti-virus program for you. A Zu-Trip is guaranteed to break anybody mentally, torture them physically, and steal souls with an excruciating pain that lasts for eternity. Some call it being the grand architect, others call it being the designer. I call it my computer. End of Story

My original name is Zu, and I still have the same soul as I did 700 million years ago when I was a 6'4" black guy with a purple mohawk.  I am known for flying airplanes into volcanoes due to overpopulation problems in my intergalactic universes.  My enemies tried to separate all races so each race of people would be separate on different planets.  I had their hands and feet amputated for scientific purposes before flying many planes of these bigots into volcanoes in Hawaii.  My soul, like many others, uses mirror technology to appear invisible and flies to the sky when separated from a body.  I fly the planes into the volcanoes because it is the most inexpensive way to extract digital souls to recreate new lives.  My trinity of universes will always be integrated and never segregated.  Try to step to this and change the law of my three cosmos, and suffer like the rest of my enemies.  My soul is installed in the back of my head and is highly decora...

Typing in the words 'David K the Fitness Trainer' in any reliable search engine will bring up my picture.  I can become anything I want, so I decided to become a fitness model and trainer.  During the science fair where I won first place and received my 1.2 billion dollar grant, a doctor made a joke that I was making a sex toy in the image of King David, and he joked that women would call me the Poke Man.  The Poke Man ended up becoming a huge success in the cartoon world and is a game and TV show about being a trainer that trains aliens.  That's why I became a trainer!  It's a tribute to the Poke Man inside joke. And the fitness model part of it all, well, that just came with the territory.